Corked Whine (song)

"Corked Whine" is a song by Cockfight Abortion Baby Gladiators. It's a punk ballad originally intended for Adele to sing, but her managers convinced her to stick to her image instead of pursuing her true dreams. The melodies are inspired by Nirvana and Linkin' Park, despite Jesus Christ's hate for the latter band.

Lyrics
[Intro]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Fuck you mum

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Fuck society

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

[Verse 1]

I hate pop, it sucks

I think everyone should die

Except for me

'Cause God's my guy

[Pre-chorus]

Wank time

Snack time

Cry time

Yeah

(sound of champagne bottles popping)

[Chorus]

Time to go to bed

No mum I won't sleep

Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia

Insomnia for cool kids!!!!!

[Verse 2]

Blur is my favourite band

But my dad is a loser

And won't take me to their concerts

So I became a user

[Bridge]

But I'm a believer in veganism

And I practise Buddhism

I actually kinda like my mum

Per capita income

[Pre-chorus]

Wank time

Snack time

Cry time

Yeah

(sound of champagne bottles popping)

[Chorus]

Time to go to bed

No mum I won't sleep

Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia

Insomnia for cool kids!!!!!